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“It’s for their own good!” Yelped long time hard-line Conservative MP, Michael Cooper. “They don’t understand the importance of being agreeable and that the smooth function of the home and family depend on the man being in charge. Now, I’m not saying we zap them at the drop of a hat! That would go against basic human rights, like being told to wear a mask! But, this constant harping on equal pay and a woman's role in the workplace has taken on epidemic proportions and we must quell and calm the constant interruptions!”