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In an unprecedented business acquisition, Russia’s largest hermit corporation swallowed whole what was formally known as the United States of America. “We’re slimming down on frivolities like tolerance, acceptance and having a responsible world view, so this is great news for TrumpMerica!” Said one spokesperson, appointed by the new CEO... who was then fired before they could finish the interview. The officially “merger”, albeit no one from PutinCo. Would call it that as they were too busy chuckling, will take place Jan.6th 2025... an ominous day historically for the previous version of TrumpMerica Inc.