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“We’re having a sleepover too!” Squealed Musk as he rifled through racks of pyjamas. “I’ve heard about this thing called ‘friendship’, but I was always suspicious…then it actually happens to you and it’s really cool!” The incoming President has welcomed the tech billionaire as he would a family member, which in the Trump familymeans you could fall out of favour faster than a Tesla battery bursts into flame. A bitter rivalry is said to be brewing between Trump’s sons and Musk. Insiders say things are expected to get petty very soon; extra security has been assigned to break up slappy fights.