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“Let’s face it, old people need to feel like they’re contributing, and this is a great way to help them and also normal people.” Said one of Elon Musk’s staff members. “His original idea of using them as crash test dummies for Tesla safety minimums was immediately shot down by a meddling bureaucracy.” Since being assigned to a special commission of two, to find ways to cut wasteful government spending, the other being Vivek Ramaswamy, another multi-billionaire with his finger clearly on the pulse of what the average voter expects. Musk clearly has taken the task into innovative territory. The tech guru is also rumoured to be working on a giant delete button to get rid of frivolities like education and health.