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“Hey it’s my thing! It’s my jam! It’s what I do!” Screamed the former Presidential nominee as he was rushed away by Park officials. After Kennedy confessed to posing with a dead bear cub that he then dumped in Central Park, it was assumed this was a one time bizarre act of indifference, not a fetish. Moo Deng was taken for treatment and is doing well, and the plans to name the America’s largest airport (Denver) after her are going ahead. Donald Trump was quick to weigh in claiming that Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, are eating baby hippos.