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In a stunning turn of events, charges have been laid against the snack maven after a fire destroyed the beloved New Brunswick potato chip manufacturer. Miss Vickie, owner of rival ‘Miss Vickie’s’ was handcuffed, arrested and taken from her office after greasy rags and a Bic lighter were found in her desk drawer. “No one f@#$’s with Miss Vickie!” screamed the 56 year-old woman as they lead her away cackling maniacally in a squad car. A lawyer for Vickie said the charges are bogus and eluded that the Lay’s people were responsible. “Big Chip is behind this!”