Mar-a-Lago

 

“All in all the PM did okay on tips but it is a bit of a slap in the face. A lot of dirty looks when he had to explain they don’t do half fries half salad without a substitution charge...the blue cheese dressing was extra too!” Said one guest who witnessed Canada’s PM dropping off a dinner check. “All in all I think it sends a fairly negative signal as to the incoming Presidents attitude toward its largest trading partner,” said one Canadian envoy. “Now if you’ll excuse me they’re asking me to move my car because Elon needs the space.” Other than this misunderstanding the two leaders had a productive discussion, albeit somewhat hurried, what with Trudeau scurrying off to refill coffees. Trump even extended an invite for the PM to stay overnight, in Don Jr. And Eric’s old bunk-bed room.