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“They should call that musical – ‘Eff off from away!’ It took me a while to track them down but I did! Sent ‘em a bill that’ll make ‘em wish they’d been on a twin tower flight!” Said 78 year-old Tommy Dort. “Hey, they devoured everything in the pantry, including my mustard beets, which I’d been saving, I think one of ‘em stole a t-shirt, then as soon as they could they buggered off back to Tampa. Haven’t heard from ‘em since! I might be old but I can work the internet, tracked ‘em down! Trumpers, typical, so guess what, pay up you ingrates! And I want my g-d sweaters back!” As bad tiding grow between once historically close friends, this is the latest incident that signals a long drawn out feud.