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 “Would you like to give to SickKids or are you going to eat ice cream while children die?” Asks cashier.
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Toronto –

 

A new tact is being taken by some check out clerks in an effort to raise more money for chosen charities, it’s called ‘Guilt-Bagging’ It’s a hyper passive-aggressive method that’s proving to be very contentious. “I take fund-raising very seriously!” Said Marnie Farnstrom, senior cashier at the Queensway Freshco. “I want people to think twice before they just shrug and say - next time. Meanwhile they’re buying a 14-dollar box of ice cream. It’s disgusting! Like Colonialism!” When reached for comment, The General Manager of the grocery franchise just lowered his head and said. “Dude, I’m outnumbered, and scared! They’ll tear me to shreds if I ask them to do anything, let alone get in the way of something they think is righteous!” 

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