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“They’re very cold, very still, and precious! So it just makes sense to pass legislation that protects them!” Said Kay Ivey, the Governor. Just days after the state ruled that embryos are children, Alabama went even further, ruling that those who fought and died from 1861-65 to protect “a way of life”, will be granted the same status as the living. One state official going as far as to say --  “Anyone who breaks this law will be subject to a thunderous artillery barrage followed by a savage Cavalry charge!”