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“I’ve yet to meet any machine that doesn’t understand a Louisville Slugger!” Said 44 year-old Mike Numan, part-time bartender at one of the Big Nickels most popular spots. “Listen, you wanna get any appliances attention, talk to old hickory here, hell, it works with arseholes trying to scam free draft, it’ll work with a chatbot or whatever the hell it is. Some goddamn computer isn’t worm-holing its way into my brainpan without an okay from my pal here. Some say I don’t understand exactly what AI is. Yeah? Well, you know I work Tuesdays and Sundays at the Iron Bear pub, come on in we’ll settle it… strike 3!”